Dads 10 rules for dating

Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.So, big, green and warty, I returned to the struggling little fishing village of Santa Monica for another boyfriend inspection.

You'd throw your shoulders back and wipe your clammy paw against your sweater in anticipation of his too-firm handshake.

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:- Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.- Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.- Places where there is darkness.- Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.- Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat.- Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay.- Hockey games are okay.- Old folks homes are better. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.

However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.

My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.

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  1. Meri wife ne mere sex ke bareh mein apne ghar mein apni mumani aur apni Maa (saas) ko bataya tha. Meri Saas ki age karib 42 ki hogi uska figure aab bhi kamal ka hai 36-34-38, gori aur dekhne mein ek dum sexy hai aur thodi height mein choti hai.